Sen. Grassley clarifies “suicide” remark: “We do hate the rich still, right?”
Grassley elaborated:
“Listen, what I meant was these people are the scum of the earth. If they show their faces, I will take it upon myself to murder them in the most brutal fashion. I have this book in my house about the Spanish Inquisition - I plan to throw it at them very hard . . . It’s a really big book. Then whatever page it opens to - I will read it to them start to finish. This of course will result in their not being able to stay awake. Which is my opportunity to find the nearest National Science Foundation porn addict. He will have his way with these dishonorable people. Really, I’m saying the only merciful way out for these AIG executives is to kill themselves. Otherwise, I am getting my pitchfork and torch and we will have old fashioned mob rule. That’ll take me back. DIE! DIE! DIE!”
Now excuse me, I have to get to my real job as a public access TV host:
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